[via email from Sandhya]
…HEADLINES OF 2005 -2006
(Note that these are ACTUAL headlines)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[They taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that sign right?]
Ha ha ha.. Good collection, man! Would have been nice to note down the Magazine or Newspaper name too.
he he he. Some of them are really funny. :D
I mean very funny. :)
ROTFL!! Too much man..:)
heh, comments in brackets made it worth!
Good ones… would have been better if there was the name of the publication and also the dates…..
I bet some of these headlines appeared in Indian Publications..my guess is either TOI or Deccan Chronicle !
completly off this topic, but thought you would like to know…http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=178419000&size=l
Haa Haa Haa…
//Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
This one was my favourite :D
He he Adi.. we must have the same source… heres what I posted
http://bangaloreblues.wordpress.com/2006/08/28/punctuation-punctuation/
Sudhu:
This was an email forward which I just pasted here. I don’t have any idea about the sources.
I had mentioned [e-mail from Sandhya] in the beginning of the post. But because of some formating error it appears in font size 1 or 0.5. It’s there at the beginning in the form of a gray line. See, if it’s visible.
Hardu:
:)
Shark:
:)
Pavan:
:)
Yup. I agree.
Pradeep:
As I told Sudhu, it’s an email forward. But yeah, I agree with you if we had the name of the publication and the dates the post would have been more grounded. As of now, it does provide great humour, doesn’t it?! :)
Jo:
You bet! :)
And you are such a sweetheart for sending me that link! Cho chweet! I loved that! Looking forward to the song now! Bappi+ARR must be an explosive song! :)
PizzaDude:
That’s one of my favourites too! :)
Vijay:
Yup. But you have those comments from the brackets missing! :)
Nice post!
WISH U A HAPPY DIWALI Friend:) Enjoy!
Jeevan:
Thanks my friend! And wish you a very very happy Diwali too! :)
Enjoy!
Howlarious!
Happy Deepavali to u!
Kishor:
Thanks!
Wish you a very very happy Diwali too! :)