Greg! Run for your life! We don’t want another Woolmer!
Dravid, please resign on moral grounds. We don’t have any other captain material though. But you are still our best bat!
Sachin, I don’t know who you let down more? Your fans or yourself?
Ganguly, you have made your two half-centuries. So you will be around for the next series. Good. That will keep some Bengalis silent for sometime. Unless, Tata Motors decides otherwise that is.
Yuvraj, what’s the use of being in form if you run like a blind horse?
Dhoni, 0, 29, 0. Is the foundation to your new house through Sir? Take my advice, don’t build those walls. You will anyway have to reconstruct them!
Harbhajan, the only flight that you know is that one which takes you back to India from the West Indies, right? (Are you really coming back to India? I mean safety is also a concern, eh? What say?)
Munaf, what were you smiling about on the pitch while batting, Bradman?
Zaheer, whenever you bowl the first over badly I get those jitters! There is something called “warm-up”, I am sure Greg has spoken to you about it.
Uthappa, ayta guru Dravid ge aa beer kudisidya? (Uthappa, did you get Dravid those beers you promised?)
Inspiration for the title: The best poster at yesterday’s match was held by an Indian. It said, “T&T can you keep our cricket team, please”