Chennai and Humour30 May 2007 08:34 am

According to this news item:

The Lifebuoy Swastha Chetna City Meter has rated Chennai the cleanliest city among top six metros of the country. Bangalore and Kolkata have finished a close second and third respectively in the overall cleanliness perception ranking.

LOL!

And according to this:

The major determining factors of the study included greenery and plantations, clean roads, availability of dustbins in public places and efficiency of the garbage disposal system.

ROTFL!

Hadn’t laughed so much in quite sometime! Phew!
Btw, The Lifebuoy Swastha Chetna City Meter – who?

20 Responses to “Chennai rated India’s cleanliest city!”

  1. on 30 May 2007 at 9:40 am yogesh

    The idea of searching “cleanliest city” in India itself is stupid.

  2. on 30 May 2007 at 10:18 am bachodi

    Mee too … ha ha ha.
    That was real fun. ;-)

  3. on 30 May 2007 at 7:20 pm S.Ganesh Kumar

    God!Save me!I can’t stop laughing!

  4. on 30 May 2007 at 7:56 pm sunil

    does it mean most of tamilians use lifebuoy, now I could understand why Tamilians are so shiny!

  5. on 30 May 2007 at 11:16 pm rk

    may be the news item was supposed to be released on April 1…

    i agree with yogesh.

  6. on 31 May 2007 at 3:17 am raj

    Ha, maybe when the study is sponsored by Mysore Sandalwood Soap, Mysore will emerge the cleanest city, eh, mysorean?

  7. on 31 May 2007 at 3:30 am Jeevan

    If they would have seen the Marina & Elliot beaches and T-Nagar area… it must be our time in which place chennai would be.

  8. on 31 May 2007 at 3:42 am shark

    ROTFL!!!! chennai? please… with all those open drains? too much! :))))))

  9. on 31 May 2007 at 4:15 am Prashanth M

    Joke of the year… ROTFL.. ha ha ha…

    Or is there another place/city in India by same name ;)

  10. on 31 May 2007 at 7:35 am Mysorean

    Yogesh:
    :)
    Somewhat like running a poll of the “most honest prisoner” in a prison!

    Bachodi:
    :)
    See, such interesting news is available for us to enjoy!

    S.Ganesh Kumar:
    God save all of us! :)

    Sunil:
    God knows what tamilians use!

    Rk:
    True! Hmm… worth a thought actually! :D

    Raj:
    Heh heh.. I really don’t know. Maybe maybe.

    Jeevan:
    Yes. Very true. Maybe they went only to the Secretariat and Karunanidhi’s house and came back! :D

    Shark:
    Time to dispel a few myths here!:D
    1. There are no drains in Chennai – open or closed! :D
    2. The open drain you see is not a drain, it is infact a river called cooum. So much that the first few days of my stay in Chennai I thought the meaning of “cooum” was drainage! ROTFL! :D

    Prashanth M:
    ROTFL! :)
    Let us google it out! :)

  11. on 31 May 2007 at 10:29 pm Claytonia Vices

    Yet again an opportunity to quote this famous line, “There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Big Lies, and Statistics”…

  12. on 01 Jun 2007 at 12:27 am Pradeep

    Hope it is true!

  13. on 01 Jun 2007 at 11:51 am vamC

    Chennai rated India’s cleanliest city!
    Woh……..Lucky U…this should encourage to extend your stay in chennai for atleast 2 more decades
    Enjoy Kanuuuu
    :-)))

  14. on 01 Jun 2007 at 12:15 pm Mysorean

    Vikas:
    Good one! :)

    Pradeep:
    Do you really believe in that?

  15. on 01 Jun 2007 at 12:18 pm Mysorean

    VamC:

    Definitely not. Jaise mouka mile na, idhar se kalTi re bhidu!

  16. on 05 Jun 2007 at 8:41 pm yogesh

    Today there is one article published in local newspaper which mentions Central government awarded Pune as the “greenest” city in India.

    The same newspaper has another news, which says according to central pollution control board, Pune is the most polluted city in Maharashtra.

    ROTFL :)

  17. on 06 Jun 2007 at 1:15 pm Mysorean

    Yogesh:

    ROTFL! : D The media is going crazy too!

  18. on 17 Jun 2007 at 5:08 am gj

    All kannada assholes stop ur nonsense comments and try to develop ur fucking city bangalore

  19. on 25 Jul 2007 at 4:17 am indian

    ppl having fun here!? all losers commenting on another city’s cleanliness. I can only ‘dream’ that India would become a developed country with these kinda’ ppl here.
    Have fun!

  20. on 26 Jul 2007 at 2:33 am S.Ganesh Kumar

    //All kannada assholes stop ur nonsense comments and try to develop ur fucking city bangalore .//
    Really? I’ve stayed in Bangalore for many days.How is it that I found Bangalore more beautiful than Chennai?

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