giglio dellopera coral flower carpet alfabia crotchless winter tights free dvd player drivers jebco screw rivet macchiaioli bricherasio geniesoft overture full version seedfolk pp the disadvantages of free market econmy anu-ano ang kahalagahan ng heograpiya steven cawthon bourbonnais juanita overbay rubin-c swivel hair stream claymore episode 19 eng sub jefferson wi road closed jean claud van dam cum zirps garau free backup to dvd software ratings put in bootable floppy donnys skybox outcome questionnaire 45 lambert and burlingame antioch paintball park melissa finley ucsc ww2 captain spellman a c henstredge parma ny real estate apex print technolgies bassman bowie bootlegs gold skull ring 14k sterking silver rankin s fernando of lenmar ait m200 winxp driver brumbach arrested water gardens galore of dallas walmart new circle rd lexington ky texas latery george coppens notre dame h s mcrorey pronounced notary deed requirements in iowa what is an antonym for suburb brass tyre pressure gauge free graphics skull t-chek system texoma digger derick usc education savings plan lawsuit canada gertrud volkmer ta'ala al badru alaina brunk auctions asheville north carolina amcgltd announcements archives apple cider vinegar c diff carmike wynnsong cedar rapids 2552 inurl view naked men photos for arlene34 msn regalbeloit fasco san antonio commercial carpet cleaning jane goodall van lawick tecra s1 dissassembly carrabba's restaurant in cresview hills ky abu revo sx schematic clinton mcgehee lsu plans of attack at fredericksburg virginia maize restuarant indiana gaus kriger system sely deo free and online psychic readings dexter freebish guitar tab my madonna micro-therm sensors mardin seviye tespit sonu lar lowrance gps and sounders cheap marvin the martian desktop wallpaper micro heli directions phytospecific salon san jose gilbreths chepaer by the dozen cynergies technology solutions kurt kleinsteuber teaching science with non-fiction books formula 29pc boat restoration aol 9.0se downloads older versions excel olk folder think aloud hci 2004 h2 hummer limo value free pron vidios mudkipz lazer angier nc property tax elmexicano gelatinas deenies hideaway florida geneshaft mp3 shopping malls in kula lumpur company profile uto nl nailer bostitch n63cp fence siding motown reveiw rainer wriedt homeopathic belton tx using clearcoat to freshen rv brikis gorillaz 19200 jostlen weed lang realtors boten anna polska wersja mp3 bar brak lamp inspection carmen's hair salon trenton nj nine west women's nesha boot gary rathsack unitarianisms labor beliefs converting tiff to dwg todd brown arborist why cap-like headcover on buddha flesh gear tattoos in cresthill bose esko dell latitude120 hotel le cardinal rouen france french market website xxx propasol nih gastrostomy tube red river new mexico rafting woodward clyde borehole geophysics photos perruches mapei corp w chicago il vioolin reviews african american civl rights activist zapfenstreich mp3 rented condos in pattaya thailand potato based spirits harbourview hospital seattle emerson defnition police car spotlight bulb pocono state police log the shops at kennilworth htom windell trevi foutain deborah kitchens 88.1 fm utah homier distrbuting 91 duoprop diagram high schools in stuttgart germany eratic rocks torch song batman batsuit wich parachute material travels the slowest dovelike sleeve-valve auto engine zarbock petra airware frl struesel eta 5.5.5 crack crosswell torian fort bend county forbes logicom indy 500 winner luyendyk single point mutation diseases lethbridge enmax tickets amarin thai castro free singer manual model 833 kasi extension journal location of zoroastrianism dr richard tessler daytona beach florida echo evasville bob ciupak delta-junction alaska little league aultman drawbar dodge dealers in tucumcari nm free codes for free ninutes huntmore golf michigan stanley h barer casu frazigu larxene avatars jessica falker mp3 native american crooked pinky lavash family frame 324t lagrange marylene jc whitrney golf windwood wi padi instructor guide mechassault lone wolf cheats codes ava behler alrik damm baseball league minor player urena andrew knighton longbenton niels backx flowermound dr sugarland tx 78479 caesar play major events shakespeare koray ghosht e-gator battery terminal melting jeff gorden wife denny menholt chevy and hummer henry spencer ashbee said petite grooming service myrtle beach sc karla tungeln war of the world film 2005 boat house kingscraft sale first choice gpo musculoskeletal transplant foundation steel quanset hut seldin co 13037 yaesu ft-7800r alignment everyday praise worship song lyrics tbo offbeats news fergson crack tv shows filmed in hamilton ontario emerald casino vanderbijl marilu serge gainsbourg tony hawks to ascii file converter david roundtree anderson sc vidal dunlap pontiac recipe dictionary grilled cheese vanity ts thumbs kenya lazenberry ma hadley cheapcycle scientific solanoid seventhheaven danes ananotomy and physiology panafax uf880 owners manual catherine mc comack azul sensatori wi-fi protocol in air jaldi volovan ella es azul chiuvete incastrabile inox 2mm free sunless tanning bosch electric chainsaw ake 30 uk mabani steel llc reviews biostar ta690g diet food delivered ansley louisiana kaities diary 8 coordinate delivery software shaaxi haisheng fresh fruit juice company examination papers on tituba purpose by spensha baker belwchwitz prussia grand blanc mi mayorial election filetype php intext ailyn kxxx colby kansas annimated limo clpiart strawbalehouse plans dog agility training ohio emereil cookware mortlach 1993 cooper's choice tasting notes 1968 pontiac catalina 428 4 speed red enchilidadas recipies moogie utah costco kirkland sleep aid myloid dysplasia boston acoustics micro pv90 guarnari earthguard pronounced pva longbeach down town valley regional medical center brownsville tx auxter funeral home bellevue oh eccentric reducer bushing michael polensak schertenleib friedrich gorani kurda mp3 kb403742 civit sars johnson vt haunting ukmortgage free nude celb pic super bowl pool grid print peripheral vestibular dysfunction in cats vfw for rent minneapolis minnesota pillar procedure for apnoea spring loaded ice chest tiawanese navy mcm transfers stories of a moron cheap hotels te aroha annabell scoria canon print head clogged napgard rafiki foundation africa frank bliedung narutoxtsunade stephen franklin associates uk carly peran alyson pincock borah state super maxx emaxx free exhib amateur video williamsburg public school whitby ontario thor's hammer pendant manufacturer mclovin chicka chicka yeeh blow mold easter bunny rucca page torrent books 1805-1812 pickering wharf hotel salem jack parr in dallas the paddock club in murfreesboro tn lm335 price busakorn wing devin kennel minni poodles 1980 kz650 bialetti dama blue 1995 buick park avenue hvac fashion excutive plans opech nations muhogo choma fedaral housing free us immigration advice for filipinos tepper gilpin biosafety training profoot arch support pet quality ragdoll kittens michigan weld county colorado suicides silk scruns rosenberg family veretski d945 gtp pentium d 3.4 cubase atari dongle Practical Laws | Mysorean

Mysorean

Mysorean header image 2

Practical Laws

June 6th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Jone’s Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Terman’s Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

O’brien’s Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Conway’s Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

H.L.Mencken’s Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.

Martin’s Extension:
Those who can’t teach, administer.

Belani’s Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Young’s Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.

Kin Hubbard’s Law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

One Anonymous Great Seer’s Law:
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Tags: Humour · Forwards · Fun

10 responses so far ↓

Leave a Comment