Jone’s Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Terman’s Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
O’brien’s Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Conway’s Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
H.L.Mencken’s Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.
Martin’s Extension:
Those who can’t teach, administer.
Belani’s Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Young’s Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
Kin Hubbard’s Law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
One Anonymous Great Seer’s Law:
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Good collectioon of thoughts .
Thanks Maha.
Good ones..
What are Murphy’s laws then ? :-)
Very nice and so apt alwa? :)
Murphy’s laws are missing.
Even I started some law’s lately. One day you’ll write my law’s in your blog.
VamC:
:)
Anyones you particularly liked?
Veena Shivanna:
These are Murphy’s Laws.
Pixie:
nijavAgilu. odta odta namma real life situations ge relate mADidre inna maja barutte! :)
Bachodi:
Yes. Sure I will! :)
My fav’s from your list are
Kin Hubbard’s Law and Lieberman’s Law : )
Hi adi, I loved all those Laws!!! But my personal fav is this, “The probability of a question appearing from a topic, in any exam increases exponentially, if u happen to leave that topic unread !!!”. Ella engg studentsgalu idakke jeevanta udaharanegalu!!!
I especially liked K Hubbard’s…
My friend is a classic example.