Mysorean

Some people just seem to have all the fun in this world. See this video for example.

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Check out this website if you are interested in knowing more about this madness!

Jone’s Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Terman’s Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
O’brien’s Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one […]

[via email from Chetan]
You might have seen most of them before too. Just for fun. My blog isn’t allowing me to post a comment on my previous post! So, let me get on with light-hearted stuff after a heavy-duty discussion. Here are ten of the timeless wonders of RK Laxman.

I am sure many interviews happen […]

 
[Via email from Iti]  

Celebration means…
Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.
Celebration means…
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.
Celebration means…
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.
Celebration means…
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.
Celebration means…
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.
Celebration means…
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head […]

[via email from Sandhya]
…HEADLINES OF 2005 -2006
(Note that these are ACTUAL headlines)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that’s taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting […]

[Via email from Sandhya]

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci HOOCHI bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage […]

[Via email from suchetha]
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a […]

[An email fwd via Naveen]
As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some […]

[via Iti]
Imagine you’re in an Airport. While you’re waiting for your flight, you notice a bakery counter selling fresh cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies. Finally you find a seat next to […]

[via Boopesh]
How much is a kind word worth? How deeply can a touch heal? How important are your little interactions with your family, friends, and clients?
Hairdresser David Wagner learned these answers from a customer who came to him regularly every month. One day she phoned David in between her regular visits and asked if he […]